When I throw a birthday party, everybody cums.

When I throw a birthday party, everybody cums.

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You showed up at your boyfriend’s in a sexy trench coat.  
You figured you’d try it out with your new girlfriend too.

You showed up at your boyfriend’s in a sexy trench coat. 

You figured you’d try it out with your new girlfriend too.

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When you agreed to be her submissive, you didn’t think it would mostly involve her making you cum in places where people could see what she was doing.

When you agreed to be her submissive, you didn’t think it would mostly involve her making you cum in places where people could see what she was doing.

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Kendall felt a little silly.  The tight t-shirt.  The stockings and garters.  The heels.  The poses.  I shouldn’t have to do any of this.

Of course, she didn’t expect her love to react so strongly to it… so, she’s more than willing to do it again.

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It’s a coat hook!

It’s a coat hook!

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Once they got married, it seemed to Kristen that she and Anne never stopped having sex.  They were like bunnies before, but this was a whole different level.

Once they got married, it seemed to Kristen that she and Anne never stopped having sex.  They were like bunnies before, but this was a whole different level.

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She always blows you a kiss and winks… even when you’re with your girlfriend.

She always blows you a kiss and winks… even when you’re with your girlfriend.

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She’s spent a lot of time doing a lot of things that a lot of “open minded” people would blush at… but she won’t let you take her picture completely nude.

She’s spent a lot of time doing a lot of things that a lot of “open minded” people would blush at… but she won’t let you take her picture completely nude.

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