I saw this and thought “I’m sure there are stupid whores, but who’s more stupid? The stupid whore or the person that has sex with the stupid whore?”
(Source: slutintraining, via sexuallyshy)
You realize we were going to live together forever anyway? Right?
(Source: fuckyeahweddingideas, via girls-who-dont-like-boys)
Babies are best when made with someone you want to be with for a LOOOONNNGGG time.
(Source: leonorrp, via thelesbianguide)
At every party, Anne loved making out with Kristen. Kristen knew it was only a matter of time before they spent the night together.
Will they let us in the ballpark if we dress like this?
(Source: terrysdiary, via myveryfirstgirl)
I didn’t expect to bring her home tonight, but I’m so glad I chose the right underwear.